I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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