question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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