Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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