Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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