nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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