I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
should my penis look like a turkey
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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