Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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