i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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