i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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