he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
