u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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