This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
PANTIES FOUND
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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