is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No subtext here. People are naked.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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