if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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