every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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