Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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