Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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