we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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