VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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