she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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