I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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