I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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