walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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