So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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