There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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In America we eat man semen.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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