I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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