You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have fence marks all over my body
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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