There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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