its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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