so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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