i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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