found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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