i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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