If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Watching her eat just hurts me
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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