Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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