This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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