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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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