So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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