I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Come on in and take your pants off
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