what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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