Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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