I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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