come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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