The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
NoShamevember. You game?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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