This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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