ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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