there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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