If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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