AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Randomize