why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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