Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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