nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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