i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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