I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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