But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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