So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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